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kuch khusyian kuch muskhraten [] |
July 28, 2012 01:53:52 AM |
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| 1.light aane ki khushi. 2.Bazar men shopping k baid zinda ghar wapis aane ki khushi. 3.Bus me seat milne ki khushi. 4. petrol ki qeemton men 8 rupe ezafae k baid 20 paise ki kami ki khushi. 5.Nimaz parhne k baid khud kash hamle se bachne ki khushi.6.Bus se utrane k baid apne mobile ko apne jaib men dekhne ki khushi.7. Masjid se nikalte waqt chapl mil jane ki khusi.Khushiyon bhara pakistan salam pakistan......
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lood sheeding [] |
July 15, 2012 03:55:20 AM |
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| usay pehli bar mene Bus men dekha tha,wo mere samny wali seat par bethi thae,wo bar bar mujhe sir se paion tak dekh rahi thi shaid men usy pahle nazar men acha laga or wo mughe buhat ache lagi,akhir us ne mughe ishra kya,men moqa dekh kar us ka pas gua or ahista se pocha G farmaye,us ne sharmaty hue kaha aap ne ulti shalwar panhi hue ha.....O kesc walo thada berea garq.....
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love message [] |
February 16, 2012 04:23:53 AM |
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| pathan ko bar bar i love u ka message aarahe tha,dost ne pocha Aaj wah pathan Aaj subha sy mubhat wale message Aarahe hain,pathan bola nahen yar Hum gulti sy bewai ka mobile la aya...
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humors [] |
January 9, 2011 12:40:48 PM |
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| Ajeeb Mazag rakhte ho Ajab shaks ho tm Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho, Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho. Wese to kehte Ho "I Hate Girls" . Or saji khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho! http://www.pkmobiles123.blogspot.com
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funny [] |
January 9, 2011 12:39:05 PM |
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| Yar tum ne kabi koi lrki phsai he 1 larka dosre larke se: Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai? 2nd boy! Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya... http://www.pkmobiles123.blogspot.com Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai, Ye to ankhon se bayan hoti hai, Dosti may mushkil milay to kia hua, Mushkil may hi to apno or parayon ki pehchaan hoti hai
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Women Quotes [] |
November 27, 2010 04:03:37 AM |
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| ...*There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. - Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Roshni
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:P [] |
October 28, 2010 01:01:13 AM |
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Hopefully 2011 is as peaceful for all of us................ :) [] |
September 21, 2010 11:52:20 AM |
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Too Much Technology :) [] |
September 13, 2010 10:09:27 AM |
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want to increase your salary :P [] |
September 10, 2010 01:52:13 AM |
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| A: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you? B: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you? A: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years. B: Yes. A: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first. B: A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time. A: I understand your position, and I know that the current economic downturn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro- activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade. B: Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a fifteen percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound? A: Great! It's a deal! Thank you, sir! B: Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies were after you? A: Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the Mortgage Company!
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